“While lying in wait;
This cave-dwelling brown demon;
Lies about its weight.”
~ Conrad Rocamora
“See no need to heed;
Concede, with speed, to my feed;
Succeed and be freed!”
~ Conrad Rocamora
“Evil pigs beware;
No structures can protect you;
Launching angry turds.”
~ Conrad Rocamora
“From the post above;
Your doodle high score is low;
Or you crap too long.”
~ Langston Poos
“Cornmeal cement mix;
torrid batter pours downhill;
pancakes heavily.”
~ Yolky Cinnamon
“dingleberries bloom;
Unwelcomed seasonal fruit;
so very pungent.”
~ Yolky Cinnamon
“-ette means something small;
Dinette, launderette, smurfette;
Just took a dumpette.”
~ Yolky Cinnamon
“Grandma telephoned;
She asked how old Brad Pitt was;
And if I’d B.M.’d.”
~ Yolky Cinnamon
“Poops are like lost limbs;
I keep having phantom pains;
Sad separations.”
~ Yolky Cinnamon
“Been workin’ my core;
Pilates, yoga, tae bo;
Now my poop has abs.”
~ Yolky Cinnamon
